1. I love driving golf carts.
2. I can put the fear in any 4th or 5th grader.
3. If I don't put sunscreen on my neck, it will get burned.
4. It's no use trying to convince your 60 year old co-worker that you're right about something.
5. Thich Nhat Hanh is the shit.
6. Teach any kid the Banana song and he or she will love you forever. "Form banana, form form banana..." you know what I'm talking about.
7. Clue is the best movie ever made in the 80s.
8. The Remember the Titans soundtrack can put me in a better mood any day.
9. I miss The Awakening sooooooo much.
10. Let go, trust God.